You're Not Worth The Middle Finger

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sassymajesty:

regina mills meme: ten anything [1/10]
     ↳ leather pants

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power.  It’s an energy field created by all living things.  It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.

(Source: carriefishers)

The Epic Romances of OUAT Season 3:

  • Hook: This may seem sudden but ilysfm Swan. I am redeemed even though I am 0% sorry for my past actions.
  • Emma: That's a cool story brah. But I kinda hate you.
  • Hook: U r my TruLuv. That's why my lips r cursed.
  • Emma: I don't want to kiss u. DO u understand? Nod if yes.
  • Hook: But r u sure?
  • Emma: I am ten thousand million percent sure.
  • Hook: How about now?? I mean, I know u have a big fat lesbian crush on Regina but I sold my boat to get to NY. Soooooo....
  • Emma: YOU'RE A BOAT SALESMAN? OK NVm. Let's play tonsil hockey.
  • --
  • Robin: Hello. R you the evil queen? IDC. Bc you have a nice ass.
  • Regina: You are completely useless && you smell like shit.
  • Robin: I think you mean I smell like pixie dust and DESTINY.
  • Regina: No, srsly. R u following me? Why r u even here?
  • Robin: B/c I got a tattoo and a dead wife. Also too many ppl think ur gay.
  • Regina: Oooo. I understand. Here, take my heart. Literally.
  • Robin: JK, U got punk'd. My wife's alive. !!!CLIFFHANGER!!!
  • Regina: Yo. I definitely almost killed that bitch.
  • --
  • Rumple: I am not dead either bc no one on this show is actually ever dead. Except my son. Who lived in my body one time.That was weird.
  • Belle: !!!OUR LOVE WILL CONQUER!!!!
  • Rumple: I luv you 5ever but Zelena controls me atm so I gotta make out with her for a little. We cool?
  • Belle: Of course. AS LONG AS U MURDER NO ONE.
  • Rumple: Will you marry me?
  • Belle: Of course. AS LONG AS U MURDER NO ONE.
  • Rumple: ::stabs Zelena, lies about it, uses magic to cover own ass::
  • Belle: I do.
  • --
  • Snowing: We named our son after our daughter's dead ex-boyfriend. Our grandson's newborn uncle is named after his dead dad that he knew for two weeks. It is in no way awkward for anyone.
  • Snowing: lolololz. #bestparentsever

Can’t even shout, can’t even cry, the gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors, they need to take seven and they might take your’s. Can’t call to mom, can’t say a word, you’re gonna die screaming but you won’t be heard.

- Hush (via withoutpassionwedbetrulydead)

(Source: the-ghost-of-corporate-future)

agentsofmischief:

may doesn’t like sharing

gameofthronesdaily:

Game of Thrones cast during the 2014 Comic-Con in San Diego. [x]

gameofthronesdaily:

Game of Thrones cast during the 2014 Comic-Con in San Diego. [x]

Don’t leave me.

allaboutnewgirl:

UH EXCUSE YOU MRS JOHNSON

allaboutnewgirl:

UH EXCUSE YOU MRS JOHNSON

(Source: helvetios)

New Girl Episodes | Kryptonite (1x02)
↳  I was scared to start over. I didn’t know what to do and I’m living with three guys I met on the internet and stranger danger is real. But I love these guys. I barely know them, I just met him… but I love them. A l l  o f  t h e m.

heathyr:

noooooooooooooo thank you, creepy undead childling